Welcome to me!

"Made a wrong turn once or twice, dug my way out, blood and fire.  Bad decisions, that's alright. Welcome to my silly life..."

I while ago I posted this to facebook with the tag that even though I had never met Pink in public that she must have done a Google search on me to come up with this line.  By the time I was 40 I had been held at gun point in my own home, sued by a crazy one legged aunt that now resdies comfortably in whatever world happens to be playing in her mind, oh, and burned the entire second story off of my condominium.  Since no one was hurt I made the comment that I was simply downsizing.

So here are some things that you need to know about me.  I have a great job that I pay attention to but in my private life, if it doesn't happen on the pages of People Magazine, there is a good chance I am not going to know about it.  I didn't know who Amanda Knox was til she came home and was relieved to see after exhaustive research that she was not mentioned in the "Style" or "Chatter" section of said magazine.  I don't talk about politics or religion mostly because I understand niether of them and my head is already cluttered with useless things like ABBA song lyrics as it is.  I detest Angelina Jolie, am baffled the rise to fame of the Olsen twins, and, for some odd reason, now find myself keeping tabs on the movements of one Bobbi Kristina Houston Brown.  I am allergic to caffeine, I think that if evil had a taste it would be "english peas" and try as I might, just can't be a fan of Katy Perry. I feel that facebook status' should not be a constant and continual update on your honor roll, cheerleading, boyscouting, gymnatics doing child (unless I have personally met and approved of them) and I certainly don't want to see one where you constantly lament on how the world has treated you so unkindly...did you miss where I burned my house down?  Chin up, life aint fair.  If I ask you how you are doing I want your response to be "fine, and you", and if you give me anything but that response I have probably completely ignored it.

Oh...and I like vodka, a lot..a whole lot..and not that cheap swill that still has tiny bits of potato floating around in it...

So that is me. Follow at your own risk and don't be prepared to learn anything!